A good selfie is to jump up and down on the sandbags. They can collapse, causing more chances for selfies. In post-earthquake zones you must pretend to hold up a tilted wall, and maybe include a fake leg sticking out. In an area attacked by polar bears, you must hold up a fish. Always wear a bright shirt and get the victims crawling in the mud behind you.
But for a real selfie, you must get a selfie drone for these occasions.
I just got one of these for my Seycelles trip and it is every bit as good as the $1200 one. Get extra batteries. Disasters in 4K! Think of the hits! You can get a selfie with all the complainers.
And you really have to get going with this. I was going to the tribes of Ethiopia and they are starting to shoot selfie takers, so I can't go. Always find a new place.
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